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Jul. 29th, 2011

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Aww, no one got my quote! But I'm not very surprised, it was very different from the original. But for anyone wondering, here it is in the original:
Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement. - Winston Churchill

I thought the quote was quite fitting for my personality, although I'll have you all know I haven't caused an explosion in more than a week. because I've been too busy snogging Harm lately You should all be very proud.

OH! And I thought of the funniest joke yesterday. Ready? You're all going to love it.

....Well, the Ravenclaws will love it. Because they're awesome. So, here it is:
A Ravenclaw was walking on campus one day when his friend, another Ravenclaw, flew up on an incredible shiny new broomstick.The first Ravenclaw was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice broom?”The second Ravenclaw replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this broom.
She threw the broom to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!’”

The second Ravenclaw nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

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Jul. 28th, 2011

004

Let's play a little game. Choose a quote. Any quote will do, but preferably a rather well known one. Then run it through a translation spell, several times. English-Russian, Russian-Chinese, Chinese-Greek, etc. etc. and then finally back to English. Then, post the final quote here and we'll try to guess who said it, and what the original was! It's fun!!!!! I'll go first:
I am personally very happy, I'll get better and I do not think
Wow, that's not even close to the original quote! GOOD LUCK!

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Jul. 22nd, 2011

003

[Warded to Ravenclaw 7th Years]
How would you suggest going about groveling for forgiveness because you're a complete and utter wanker who had no idea what you wanted and hurt someone you really love care about and want him back but are pretty sure you don't deserve him anyway but dear Merlin you really want to try to make it up to him?

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Jul. 21st, 2011

002

Urgh, hangovers. Someone explain to me why something as brilliant as alcohol has such horrible side effects the morning after. Doesn't seem fair, does it. I'm blaming this entirely on Michael and Kevin. Yes, it's all their faults.

So, classes. I'm taking all the same as last year: Charms, Potions (can't promise no explosions though!), Transfiguration, DADA, Arithmancy, Ancient Runes...uh, probably a couple others I've forgotten. You know me, I'm lucky to remember my tie on any given day, let alone what classes I'm taking. Maybe this journal will come in handy for more than just socializing. Specifically, keeping track of my schedule...

[Private to Self]
I think I made a mistake breaking up with Harmony. I can't stop thinking about him. Last night I nearly punched a bloke in the face just because I pictured Harm kissing him. What even IS that? I'm not a violent person. Just an idiot apparently. Fuck, such an idiot. Would serve me right if Harm wants nothing to do with me. I wouldn't blame him, either.

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Jul. 20th, 2011

001

These journals are brilliant! I finally have a place to post all these ridiculous photographs I've collected over the years. And since I taught myself the spell to animate them, I'm wondering if it comes across on the journals. Only one way to find out: EXPERIMENT TIEMZ!

( Pics! )

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